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The creation of the 'Giant Slingshot' is the 7th and final phase in Bungie's Plan for World Domination. A giant slingshot is a slingshot that is big. Really, really big. So big that it could eat you (or send enemies flying into the sun, Bungie's use for the superweapon). Until recently still in the planning stages but STAGE 6 of The Se7en Step Plan to World Domination was completed on October 5, 2007 when Bungie staged a bloody coup of parent company Microsoft. There have already been several secret attempts by upper echelon Bungie staff members to create the giant slingshot. Sadly, all have failed.

Photographic documentation of said slingshots below:


Trial 1.


Trial 2.