The subject of this article is Bungie Lore; one of the many myths, legends, and easter eggs that have been created by Bungie.

The 7-Step Plan For World Domination

Bungie, with aid of The Seventh Column, (Bungie's underground army) is currently in the process of taking over the world. However, all plans, diabolical or otherwise, need steps. Bungie's plan, of course, has Seven steps, and progress is coming along nicely. Bungie is currently on Step 7, with Step 6 having been completed on October 1, 2007.

Step 1

Start independent gaming software company. Completed

Step 2

Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform. Completed

Step 3

Announce killer gaming title. Completed

Step 4

Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company. Completed

Step 5

Recover Ling Ling's head. Completed

Step 6

Stage bloody coup of new parent company. Completed

Step 7

Take over World. Shoot enemies into sun with giant slingshot. In Progress...

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