|The subject of this article is Bungie Lore; one of the many myths, legends, and easter eggs that have been created by Bungie.|
Bungie, with aid of The Seventh Column, (Bungie's underground army) is currently in the process of taking over the world. However, all plans, diabolical or otherwise, need steps. Bungie's plan, of course, has Seven steps, and progress is coming along nicely. Bungie is currently on Step 7, with Step 6 having been completed on October 1, 2007.
Start independent gaming software company. Completed
Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform. Completed
Announce killer gaming title. Completed
Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company. Completed
Recover Ling Ling's head. Completed
Stage bloody coup of new parent company. Completed
Take over World. Shoot enemies into sun with giant slingshot. In Progress...