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The 7-Step Plan For World Domination
Bungie, with aid of The Seventh Column, (Bungie's underground army) is currently in the process of taking over the world. However, all plans, diabolical or otherwise, need steps. Bungie's plan, of course, has Seven steps, and progress is coming along nicely. Bungie is currently on Step 7, with Step 6 having been completed on October 1, 2007.
Step 1
Start independent gaming software company. Completed
Step 2
Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform. Completed
Step 3
Announce killer gaming title. Completed
Step 4
Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company. Completed
Step 5
Recover Ling Ling's head. Completed
Step 6
Stage bloody coup of new parent company. Completed
Step 7
Take over World. Shoot enemies into sun with giant slingshot. In Progress...